Goose is the only non-passerine emoji I have
this post was submitted on 18 Jan 2026
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I'm honestly surprised. This is the sort of horrible job that immigrants are usually stuck doing.
She looks like she could be his daughter. I couldn't find anything on her age, does anyone know?
Well a quick search says she was born in 1988, and Adams was born in 1957. They were married in 2019, so she would have been 31 and he would have been 62. So yes, easily within the age of a daughter.
I was 32 when my daughter was born. This makes me feel more than a little bit queasy.
Rightly so.
Life goals, my friend.
I thought she was much younger from a pic I saw. At least he was in the legal age range.
Edit: This is the pic I was referring to. Kind of shitty to show him in the 90's with it, lol.
He forgot the “plus seven” part of “half your age plus seven”.
My parents were 1959 and I am early 80s so absolutely daughter age.