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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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submitted 2 days ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah it's uncommon, but not unheard of for there to even be sexual components to a prenup.

[–] wabasso@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wait really, sexual stuff? Couldn’t they use contracts to make prostitution legal then?

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You can't use a contract to make something illegal, legal. But in all but name you kind of can make it legal. You have to have sex with me everyday, after 2 years you get a fifth of my stuff.

Also it's almost impossible to get courts to actually enforce the sexual part of a contract. They just won't get involved in that stuff for the most part.