Goose is the only non-passerine emoji I have
this post was submitted on 18 Jan 2026
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Oh he must've known she wouldn't stay for long. It's all in him lol
Why get married then is beyond me. He's got money, could just pay for the girlfriend experience and have one high end girl on retainer for that.
He had already invested alots in this girlfriend and did not want to have to begin again with a new girlfriend. Opportunity cost is a serious thing. Is it more work (and alots I guess) to solve/bury the problem or to get a new partner and invest time and energy in them to get the same level of closeness?
Aren't there websites for rich dudes looking for women? I seem to remember reading about that. Why not just post on there that he's the Dilbert guy and whatever his stipulations are. Someone would probably bite. He didn't seem lile that gross of a dude other than his politics. I'd certainly be willing to over look some shit if a rich lady was willing to house me and pay for my all my shit. Unfortunately I'm not that attractive.
Tbf if there's a 2 year "pension pre-nup", I don't think there was any closeness there. I'm fairly sure that whole thing was transactional from the get-go. Though I could be wrong of course.