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[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 120 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Tampons come in many different types, kind of like quarks. Left, right, up, down, charm, strange… but you need at least a specialization in gynecology to be able to recognize most of them. A left or right tampon will usually be good enough, but might permit a bit of spotting.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 78 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

More exotic tampons are theorized, but have not yet been discovered at the Large Vagdron Collider.

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That sounds like a pretty painful experiment.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It depends on your frame of reference, really.

A pair of large vags(?) colliding sounds like a great time...

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 1 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Idk, "colliding" is not a word I would use for that. Colliding sounds like insurance reports and police tape.

Although, I bet there are people who are into that, too. Hey, I'm not kink-shaming.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 5 points 23 hours ago

This one's moving too fast, it's beginning to redshift...