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[–] cals11@programming.dev 84 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Hello I'm a 12 year Microsoft MVP and Certified independent advisor here to help.

Please type "CMD" into the start menu then type "ckdsk /f /r"

If this solved your issue please click on "Accept as solution"!

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 19 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

The one time I used that official forum I did my due diligence and laid out what I ended up doing to solve my problem as well as responding to the other person with a similar one. I am not DenverCoder9.

[–] elvith@feddit.org 44 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Unrealistic. Every repair on Windows starts with DISM.exe /Online /Cleanup-image /Restorehealth followed by sfc /scannow

...wait. no... That's the correct way. The MS MVP in the forum always mix it up and tell you to run them in reverse...

[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 6 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Fyi do not run that if you used MAS :-)

[–] WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 4 points 12 hours ago

I think it removes some needed files and screws up your activation or something like that

[–] Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Why would you use anything else.

[–] elvith@feddit.org 6 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 2 points 4 hours ago

I know, but people are still not comfortable switching to it, but it's getting more traction because Windows 11 is getting worse and worse, not that it was great before, this is just the shittiest version of it and people are finally realising Linux is a good alternative.