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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I'm fully willing to believe Elon Musk will officially become a trillionaire, go on a bender, get lost, and be homeless for - like - a week.

[–] Soulg@ani.social 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Musk could actually go completely destitute and have nothing and people/banks would just fucking give him money so he'd be rich again. Maybe not a billion but certainly many millions.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

The real secret to wealth. Just have a back line into the Fed Credit Window.

Any dipshit can become a billionaire while paying the prime rate on unlimited borrowed money

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I just want him to have a huge ketamine party in his hot tub.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Would solve a lot of problems.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

If he gets lost for even a moment I'll bet my bollocks he'll stay lost.