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[–] WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works 15 points 19 hours ago

Advice of the Day

Honestly? Turn off that analytics completely. Who needs it? What insights will logflare give you when the server can barely breathe? It's like buying a fitness tracker when you're in the ICU. Or at least drop that memory limit to 1GB and let it die faster.

LOL!!!