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I had a coworker who had constant issues with her laptop. Whenever she tried showing it to me, the issue magically fixed itself.
After this happened multiple times, she would just ask me to quickly touch the laptop to fix it. Worked every time!
"Come, touch my computer parts"
Sounds like she might have been hitting on you.
Or maybe she just looking for an opportunity to talk to you?