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[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 57 points 4 months ago (2 children)

>make pizza at home
>its shite
>pic related

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

How else am I meant to make the cheese stick?

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I am broke and can only pretend putting pepperoni and cheese on a tortilla turns it into a pizza.

:-/

[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 months ago

Knock it off, Napoleon! Go make yourself a dang quesa-dilla!