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Yeah I've seen a number of people recently deceased and I can't remember one having voided their bowels. This includes after I violently compressed their chest for like 15 minutes over and over to the tune of a hit '70s song.
Sorry that happened to you
It's not so bad. There are several new songs that are easy to remember to 100 beats per minute.