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The Epstein Files include a copy of the Bash manual (www.justice.gov)

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It's probably there just because it was one of the many files preinstalled on one of Epstein's computers that the FBI nabbed. Still funny.

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[–] copacetic@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You can also try fish, to see what a decked out zsh feels like. 😇

[–] entwine@programming.dev 2 points 18 hours ago

I have been unfairly biased against fish ever since Phil Fish became public enemy #1 many years ago. I don't even remember what the controversy was about, but fuck him and the unix shell he has absolutely nothing to do with.

[–] RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social 1 points 23 hours ago

Aahhh, so true! 😅 I tweaked zsh more and more and... then tried fish and found it to be what I wanted from zsh with some extra funbits I'm happy to have anyway :3