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[–] ViatorOmnium@piefed.social 43 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Vim and Emacs are popular in ultra critical environments, and as far as we know they aren't compromised by any intelligence agency.

[–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 35 points 1 day ago (3 children)

but I like nano!

[–] ViatorOmnium@piefed.social 26 points 1 day ago (3 children)

nano likes you too. But real h4x0rs use vim. Or emacs if they have 40 fingers.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 56 points 1 day ago (2 children)

nano good for idiot. me stupid. me nano for edit config file. nano not scary to leave, nano tell you exactly how!

[–] ITGuyLevi@programming.dev 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Thank you for not only the laughter this morning but also for perfectly explaining why I always go for nano.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

you nice to me. me thank.

[–] ExperimentalGuy@programming.dev 6 points 1 day ago

You know, I know the command to leave is written every time emacs is opened, but it confuses me every time.

[–] hexagonwin@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

im pretty sure you can operate emacs with only one finger with some insane configuration tho

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

im pretty sure you can operate emacs with only one finger with some insane configuration tho

Yes. They call it "Evil Mode".

[–] hexagonwin@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 day ago

lol, but evil is vim keybinds. i was thinking of something more like morse code with one key

[–] ViatorOmnium@piefed.social 2 points 23 hours ago

I'm pretty sure someone already did a Morse IME that could be used for that.

[–] tomenzgg@midwest.social 1 points 23 hours ago

I have – were I more artistically talented – often wanted to create graphics and stickers for Emacs utilizing the noble octopus.

[–] zloubida@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago

nano's great

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I used to like nano too. Then I found micro.

[–] NoPanko@feddit.uk 8 points 1 day ago

Yeah micro is my go to these days when i just want a terminal editor that does require me to learn a whole new system for something I’ve been doing most of my life

[–] prof_tincoa@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 day ago

Well just wait until you find out about mili then 🙏