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1 Samuel 15
God: Saul, why didn't you kill all the Amalakites like I specifically requested? Did you at least destroy all their possessions?
Saul, trying to hide 5 sheep behind the couch: Oh, uh... I was saving them to sacrifice them to you later
God: Me dammit, I knew I should have gone with Samuel.
why does this read like a comedy sketch? lol
Ask Dante Alighieri.