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The cops pay Anon a visit (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 21 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

Mircrowave.

Just take out anything LiON prior to nuking, and as much pure metal housing as you can.

And also plan on getting a new microwave.

And have a fire extinguisher on hand.

[–] Sv443@sh.itjust.works 6 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

and do it outside and throw the microwave away so you don't die from NO2 poisoning...