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[–] calliope@piefed.blahaj.zone 14 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

This Onion article was published July 27, 2023.

Unfortunately, Mitch McConnell didn’t have another stroke like he deserves to.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

How's ol' turtle neck doing anyway? I saw he was hospitalized a couple days ago but haven't heard anything since. I assume if he died it would've made the news.

[–] calliope@piefed.blahaj.zone 7 points 18 hours ago

That’s actually why I looked it up! I was like “oh is he finally going down the drain?”

Not yet. Evil lives longer than good so he seems fine, but we can take comfort in the fact that he isn’t seeking re-election in 2026.

He’s 83, way too old to be a senator. He turns 84 on February 20th and I hope he dies before then.