this post was submitted on 05 Feb 2026
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He's been composing for so long, you're not going to let him spend that time decomposing afterward?
He's lived long enough that it's surprising there isn't a conspiracy theory that he's been replaced with an AI replica. You know, a sim phony.
That’s quite a pun you orchestrated. Be careful though, puns drive some people to violins…
Boo!
Haha, fine, take your upvote.