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[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

They also ain't calling him back because of how fast he is.

[–] oopsgodisdeadmybad@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago

People bring this up a lot, but given the way his body works he can probably reload and go again. His partner would drown in jizz.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The man can vibrate every part of his body, just saying.

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 2 points 1 day ago

Yeah, vibrate through molecules. Doubt they have fun with that.