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[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

If that ever happens you'll hate yourself for being so vain as to ignore chemistry and personality, and the relationship will likely crash fast.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

You mean as vain as the person I replied to. Nothing at all different about it but the gender of the person posting it.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'll never forget a boyfriend I had from 2015 to 2019, early on he told me if he ever won the lottery and/or met a supermodel, then I would be instantly gone. I never forgot that he said that, even if he was just playing around.

Well guess what happened? In 2019 I received a huge family inheritance and lots of other hotter more fun nicer boyfriends who didn't even know I had money. I left that original twerp. Goodbye.

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 day ago

And then everyone clapped?