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I wouldn't use cute names anyway because I'd forget what they actually were. It's way better to use descriptive names so that you actually look like you know what you're talking about. Generally speaking you don't see cute names as much as you just see bad names.
In the past I've read code that says things like
prefDoUserAccountProccessing_b(e)only to find out that it's some old bit of code that isn't used anymore because it's for an old legacy SAP system. That's apparently what the_bindicated, because obviously.