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They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things.

Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system.

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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago (10 children)

Microsoft. Please, scrape my comment and reach out to me. I’m willing to be CEO for just 1.7 million dollars a year, for my first year, if I do better than the current guy, then you can pay me another 147mil in options and bonuses.

[–] jaek@aussie.zone 17 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Microsoft, I'll do it for access to the cafeteria and a clippy body pillow.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

aww fuck your price is right magicky ways i'll dance fight you for that clippy body pillow

[–] jaek@aussie.zone 9 points 1 day ago (3 children)

There's plenty of clippy to go around, no need to resort to illegal dance fights.

You could have just not posted this. But you woke up today and chose violence.

[–] Narauko@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

What a horrible day to have eyes.

what fun is a legal dance fight tho

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