jaek

I’d lean toward two people being featured. An average Joe male and a decathlete female or some such. There are some events that even an average man would crush

This is what I was talking about?

Lol I don't think you can compare a local powerlifting comp with the Olympics. For reference, the current record for the women's 49kg weight class clean and jerk is 117kg. The average American man is ~90kg, which would put them in the 87kg+ weight class, where the womens record for the snatch is 140kg. I think you'd be hard pressed to find an average Joe who could snatch his bodyweight, let alone ~1.5x .

What events do you reckon an average Joe would crush? I'm struggling to think of one.

There's plenty of clippy to go around, no need to resort to illegal dance fights.

Microsoft, I'll do it for access to the cafeteria and a clippy body pillow.

Isn't this one of ours?

With enough money you could just tunnel under/bridge over/buy up the densely populated areas