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submitted 16 hours ago by Lisk91@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 21 points 14 hours ago

Eons ago, I had a guy bring me a non functioning Compaq desktop and say, "Wull the fan was makin' a lotta racket so I greased it."

What he actually meant was, "I sprayed the entire motherboard with WD-40 because I don't know shit about computers OR lubricants."

I gave it a bath in electronics cleaner and it actually fired right up after that.