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I worked at a horrible restaurant almost 30 years ago run by an obnoxious Spanish man who would not let you have butter for bread, and once when a guest sat on his crappy plastic chair and it broke turned around and put it on his bill. He would follow you around and fuss at you for stupid things, and he liked to follow one waiter named Ken around and criticize his table wiping. "Meestar Ken, that ees not how you do it, first you spray, DEN wipe".
Finally he did this one too many times, and Ken looked at him and said "get fucked you fat Spaniard, I already got a new job", and left just before the dinner rush.
If a chair broke due to bad maintenance and the shop owner tried to charge me for it I'm shoving the chair up their ass and then burning the damned place down. Glad Ken got some catharsis.
Who sprays after wiping?
Meestar Ken.
You could spray while wiping, but really the point is just that this Spaniard boss is being a micro-managing asshole who dissects every process for not being exactly how they do it
But then you'll spray your wiping hand 😩