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Nah, all the Gen Z programmers I know are fueled exclusively by energy drinks! None of them drink coffee.
The ones my age and older, on the other hand…
Developing a taste for black coffee is where it's at.
All the caffeine, none of the calories.
But if it doesn't have calories then I need to stop and eat.
and maximum laxative effect
Spoken like someone who can tolerate lactose.
That's true. If I put milk in my coffee it's WAY more laxative than black lmao
I’m a millennial and I’m an energy drink guy.
Expensive. Do not recommend.
I'm a millennial and I can only afford caffeine pills.
Depressing. Do not recommend.
Coffe>>