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Judge scolds Mark Zuckerberg's team for wearing Meta glasses to social media trial
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this post was submitted on 20 Feb 2026
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Fair enough. Just let me know when it's guillotine time, thats what I'm here for.
I must have forgotten that there is literally no middle ground between a verbal warning and execution.
To be clear I want to behead these assholes.
I think it would be unfair to just decide to behead them. We should have like a lottery, or contest, where people can submit suggesions for execution methods, I for instance think we should throw them off of high places, like the grand canyon, or a skyscraper. Maybe from Mount Rushmore from teddy roosevelt's head.
Others might prefer to bend back tree limbs and tie them to their limbs, then release the bent limbs to have the tree recoil and tear them apart, trult a classic. Or a large heavy rock being put over them that crushes them for days.
We could have a game show even to determine it, or a contest of some sort.
Now I'm just imagining a field trip to the grand canyon.
"And this, kids, is the wreckage left behind when we voted to lock Elon Musk into the back of one of his 'self driving cars' and set it loose on the top of the canyon."
Bring back MXC, but without safety measures, make it pay per view and have all the money go to something positive for everyone. Healthcare for everyone or something.
There is middle ground, we just passed it a long time ago with these chucklefucks and we're waiting for the rest of y'all to realize that.