this post was submitted on 09 Nov 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] Shortstack@reddthat.com 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago

always has been

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

Knowing 4chan, 10 of those replies are some variation of 'fucktard'.

[–] Bimfred@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago
[–] yakko@feddit.uk 12 points 2 months ago

I cannot Babbage the confusion of Babbages that would lead to this Babbage.

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 months ago

That's not full circle, that's half a circle.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 months ago

Damn straight!

[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

TIL I'm subbed to two green text subtlemmys

[–] OmegaSunkey@ani.social 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

anon is tired of seeing slop being combined with every word

wordslop

[–] Kabaka@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 months ago

Yeah, there is way too much slopslop.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 4 points 2 months ago

This is chanslop.