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[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 133 points 4 months ago (3 children)

The great thing about cops is that their favorite activity while off duty is telling everyone around them they are cops. It's an all consuming lifestyle of being a bully and proud of it 24/7, so much to the point that they don't really understand how to be a normal person.

"Just gotta cover my high and tight haircut with a ball cap and some raybands and my disguise is complete". "Of course I'm not a police officer, do you not see that I am wearing cargo pants and/or a western cut blue jeans?"

[–] RaoulDuke85@lemmy.dbzer0.com 71 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I thought their favorite off duty activity is domestic violence?

[–] gallopingsnail@lemmy.sdf.org 33 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

I thought it was drunk driving.

[–] Peruvian_Skies@sh.itjust.works 24 points 4 months ago

They do that a lot on-duty too so it's not accurate to call it an "off-duty activity"

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Better soak this bandana in tear gas antidote.

[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 31 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Oh this big chunky tactical watch..... It's so I'm not late to the antifa meeting brother.

[–] aceshigh@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago

Cops also bully people in the neighborhood, not because they’re doing wrong but because it doesn’t match their own personal values. It really is a lifestyle.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 108 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

That's because groups like the KKK have organizations and memberships, so they project that other people obviously have organizations and memberships. It's always projection.

[–] mirshafie@europe.pub 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The funny thing is they actually studied the autonomous left in the late 90s and learned how to copy that structure for their own groups. So they absolutely know that this accusation is absolutely bogus. But it's a great way to convince people who think listening to podcasts is "research" of who needs to go to the camps first.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago

I don't think you have to go that far. Fox is screaming that "they're a terrorist group" and your brain just fills in that it's organized.

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 108 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They have e-cards now. No excuses.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Can we start a rumor that Antifa is exchanging secrets using QR codes or NFC or something? Honestly, I kinda just feel like that's the kinda of nonsense the MAGA prats would guzzle down.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

How about we're sending secret info through NFT. That should confuse them enough

[–] umbraroze@piefed.social 76 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Side note: I've been waiting for decades now for the official folks to finally mail me a copy of the Homosexual Agenda, but they never do! It's maddening! How the hell are queer people supposed to coordinate stuff???

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 43 points 4 months ago

It's been given to me, though I'm cishet, but I'll pass it along all the same

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 14 points 4 months ago

Must be a mailing problem. Sadly, the number to call to fix it is on the back cover of the Homosexual Agenda.

See if you can find a spare behind the toilet of your local glory hole.

[–] mirshafie@europe.pub 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I'll send you a copy if you can solve this challenge using the cypher in your official Antifa Encryption Compendium, page 67: F-C-K-N-Z-S

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

How the hell are queer people supposed to coordinate stuff???

aren't they meant to be naturally good at that anyway? why do they need help?

[–] smh@slrpnk.net 3 points 4 months ago

Maybe the polyamorous folk can lend us their calendar coordination skills

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 54 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They would.

They seriously would. Authoritarianism is a pathology. Change my mind.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

The amount of people who have a history of CTE and vote right is statistically abbynormal

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 39 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I remember that magical summer at camp when I lost my antifa card.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago (3 children)

did it involve a flute by any chance

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 4 points 4 months ago
[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 3 points 4 months ago

this one time, at band camp..

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Die Zauberflöte

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 26 points 4 months ago
[–] MourningDove@lemmy.zip 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I’d bet anything this never happened.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 8 points 4 months ago

they are called agitators, its to instigate false flag attacks. plus there has been numerous attempted far right agitators as well influencers, people andy ngo.

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 3 points 4 months ago

I thought it was going to be this but yours is good too.