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[–] MoonMoon@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

Hermit crabs!

[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Armadillo?

  • Has 4 limbs
  • is a mammal
  • has a house like a turtle
  • has sweat glands to check "slimy"
[–] Rhaxapopouetl@ttrpg.network 139 points 2 days ago (1 children)

4 limbs, a house and slimy? That would be my landlord.

[–] Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago

How devilishly cheeky of you.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

I only know arout this.

[–] JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think I see the problem. Tortoise should be where turtle is, turtle should be in that corner.

[–] nagaram@startrek.website 2 points 10 hours ago

Softshell turtle

[–] lelgenio@lemmy.ml 53 points 2 days ago (6 children)

There's another corner missing, at legs=0, slime=0, house=1

[–] goldfndr@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 hours ago
[–] Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 day ago

I thinm thats a walnut or something.

[–] masterspace@lemmy.ca 25 points 2 days ago
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

i think that's just a house

I was going to go with tree, but they obviously overlap. Tree just had the advantage of being alive still. Unless we count roots as legs.. shit

[–] Cerothen@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I would have think maybe a clam?

[–] Flames5123@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

Calms are very slimy!

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Maybe specifically a razor clam since they pop their neck out of their house so much

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 15 points 2 days ago
[–] discocactus@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[–] Deme@sopuli.xyz 17 points 2 days ago

Too many limbs

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago

Winning answer is landlords.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago

Two estate agents.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

This guy (Nautilus Squid) has more than 4 legs but otherwise it fits. But im 99% sure there is some kind of 4 legged shelled slime guy somewhere in the oceans.

I was thinking crabs, many are slimy, have legs and have an exoskeleton, but maybe that's different than a house.

those aren't legs those are AAAAs

[–] aislopmukbang@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

maybe shellos / gastrodon?

or shuckle? Based on slime mold iirc

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Shuckle works. Although I'm thinking of smth pink

[–] aislopmukbang@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Maybe slowbro?

Also hisuian goodra fits but I am pretty sure this is not what you are talking about

Its actually the goodra I was talking about. But a shocking number of Pokémon work here

[–] blargh513@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

What has an odd number of legs and a partial house?

No, really, I wanna know.

Do not say a us military veteran or you're going to hell.

us national guard veteran?

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

soft shelled lake turtle!!

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It doesn't looks so slimy. Is it slimy?

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

like a frog. They seek humid places

[–] BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

It shows up in houses, they really like climbing walls

[–] Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago

The in-betweens are even funnier to me. Slime? Probably not. Also, I have half a house.

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Why is there a legless stick figure floating in the chart?

[–] QuantumTickle@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago
[–] Deme@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Are turtles more slimy than tortoises? By virtue of being in water? If so, then turtles should be in the red circle and tortoises where turtles currently are.

[–] masterspace@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I don't think that either are supposed to be slimy, I think that's usually a sign of a health or water quality problem.

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Find a non-slimy sea-turtle. They all have a layer of algae growing on them, and algae is slimy.

[–] Doofytoe@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

Its still a turtle, but a slimy one. Not salt water catfish slimy, but not dry af run of the mill turtle/tortoise Soft-Shelled Turtle Information And Care - Reptiles Magazine https://share.google/xcvJUoC1q60FoHlSk

Nautilus missing many of its arms fits in house, 4 limbs and slimey.

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 days ago

Your mom goes there duh

[–] beveradb@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

This is what multi modal llms were made to answer