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What is this guy thinking lmao ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿค”

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[โ€“] uberdroog@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Probably: He was breast fed until he was 5 or 6. His mom burned him and said the devil is in him when he looks at other girls or touched his "devils thorn". He feels shame when he is hiding with his wifes socks and transporn keeps popping up and making him just a little more excited.

[โ€“] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

if you are talking about gay sex all the time, and thinking about you might be in the downlow. by the way there are category of porn for gay "white supremecist, conservative types to.

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[โ€“] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago

I assume he doesn't wipe for the same reasons.

[โ€“] kent_eh@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago

This is your brain on MAGA

[โ€“] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 2 weeks ago

Amish rules....education restricted to 8th grade since you don't need any more than that.

[โ€“] Bakkoda@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I don't care if this is real or not, satire or reality but we need like 1000x more of this content everywhere. This is the kind of shit that triggers most of the silent majority crowd. Gargling dongs is apparently the ultimate sin.

[โ€“] LorIps@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

You couldn't torture that information out of me.

[โ€“] Sunflier@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

So gay

-MAGAt cultists

[โ€“] Chick0nPlayz@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

So do they not have sex or does she just not orgasm?

[โ€“] BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

I'm guessing she is not interested anymore apart from when making babies. He will discover later that she was in fact having sex with someone else probably

[โ€“] trumpetmouth@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

sounds like a potency problem.

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