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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 35 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

One Stella for aeronmelon!

[–] 0_0j@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Eleganto 🤌

[–] sunoc@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] dfyx@lemmy.helios42.de 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A lot more specific though. I don't know (or remember) one of the kanji but it seems to be along the lines of "Thanks for using the toilet cleanly"

[–] stray@pawb.social 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

First one is "use" and second is like in "itadakimasu" that a lot of people probably know, and I can't think how to word it in this context. It's part of the "thank you". A proper English version of the sign would say exactly your translation.

[–] hakase@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I usually go with something like "the kindness of" in contexts like this. It has a bit of the "humble receiving" flavor of itadaku.

So, something like, "Thanks for the kindness of using the toilet cleanly," or even "Thanks for doing us the kindness of using the toilet cleanly."

Not perfect, but I think it does a decent job of preserving the vibe.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago

"Thank you for being a dear and not pissing on the floor"

Need to print a few copies of this to stick on some headstones.

[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And gusto. Precision, elegance and gusto.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 2 weeks ago

And power! Precision, elegance, gusto, and power!

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I am disinclined to acquiesce to that request.

Means "no"!

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[–] ulterno@programming.dev 1 points 2 weeks ago

I just imagined a karaoke-like score being displayed at the end of the urination performance.

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz -2 points 2 weeks ago

This is ableist.