this post was submitted on 21 Nov 2025
820 points (98.2% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

35926 readers
2192 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] db2@lemmy.world 175 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Did the Saudis order Trump to stop picking on the Muslim guy?

[–] hondaguy97386@sh.itjust.works 69 points 2 weeks ago

Ding ding ding!

[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

He might also be doing a runaround on NY gov Hochul re: securing state funding for his NYC program agenda. It puts lots of pressure on her to play nice with him.

[–] Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 159 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

ngl, Trump falling for the new demsoc mayor of NYC's rizz was not on my 2025 bingo

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 53 points 2 weeks ago (14 children)

42 year old here.

..........is it weird that I know what rizz is, but I'm only assuming I know what demsoc is based on context?

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

38 year old here:

I'm gonna give it to the zoomers for coming up with some solid slang with Rizz.

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 37 points 2 weeks ago

"rizz em with the tism" is my go to bio line

load more comments (3 replies)
load more comments (13 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 112 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

From CNN:

New York City Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani was pressed Friday on whether he believes President Donald Trump is a fascist.

Standing beside his host in the Oval Office, Mamdani began to answer – until the president, seated, interrupted.

“That’s OK – you can just say yes. That’s easier. It’s easier than explaining,” Trump told his guest, laughing it off as he playfully tapped Mamdani on the arm.

TFW the fascist agrees he is a fascist

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 44 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But the two were all smiles throughout, with Trump even siding with the soon-to-be first Muslim mayor of New York over one of his GOP allies, Rep. Elise Stefanik, who’d called Mamdani a “jihadist.”

“She’s out there campaigning and you say things sometimes in a campaign,” Trump said of Stefanik, who’s running for governor of New York. “I met with a man who’s a very rational person. I met with a man who wants to see New York be great again.”

Well that's not what I expected...

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 weeks ago

Seriously, he was just threatening to deport him and his family like a week ago. Demented fuckhead.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

This is the first I'm hearing of this. And, I seriously can't tell whether you're joking.

Not for the first time, recently, I ask, "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!"

[–] MrSmiley@lemmy.zip 30 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The ruling class wear ideology like a suit. It’s political theatre. Power only ever serves itself, right/left have no meaning at the top.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circulation_of_elites

load more comments (2 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] smoker@lemmy.zip 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I’ve seen some word that Trump probably just thinks Mamdani is using “fascist” as a political pejorative - in the same way republicans call their political opponents “communists” or “radical left socialists”.

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 112 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] Sunshine@piefed.ca 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They attacked Trump when he used to be pro-vax.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 45 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I still can't believe he was publicly pro-vaccines. "Take them", he said, and the public booed. I was shocked.

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 weeks ago

He was being pragmatic honestly. A major part of his constituents are older folks who are more vulnerable. Probably didn’t want any potential voters dying off

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 72 points 2 weeks ago

The last person who said something nice to him is whoever’s side he’s on, example 5829583920.

Mamdani is awesome anyway, but it’s amusing to see.

[–] usernameusername@sh.itjust.works 69 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] Famko@lemmy.world 53 points 2 weeks ago

I don't think the USA can handle the amount of aura farming that Mamdani has been doing recently.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 44 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Trump gushing over a dem-soc was not on my bingo card

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

he's trying (failing) to poison pill him. "Look at us, we're good friends! if you don't trust me, don't trust him."

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I doubt he's that smart, he's senile, his opinion is based on whoever was nice to him last. He literally said he never heard of his policies from TV (insane admission of incompetence which we already knew about).

someone on lemmy said that's why we have a gereontocracy, they are so easy to manipulate with lobbyists and owning the tv channels they watch.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] JustTheWind@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Okay, Trump suddenly acting amenable is somehow the most unsettling behavior that I can expect from him. Has a second (Third or fourth) stroke hit the white-house? Has the mounting pressure of the Epstein files finally broken him? Did three funny little ghosts visit him last night?

Stay tuned for the next episode of: "America's Future Hinges On The Whims of A Geriatric, Rapist Sociopath"

[–] stabby_cicada@slrpnk.net 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

One thing you have to always remember about Donald Trump is: he's incredibly insecure. His fragile little ego is desperate for approval. It's why he constantly shitposts on a social media site he owns - so he can get that constant dopamine rush of upvotes and fawning comments and "megadittoes, Mr. President". And it's why he's desperate for the approval of people he considers strong leaders - Putin and Xi and Milei and so on. And when somebody he respects flatters him, he becomes putty in their hands.

Mamdani won decisively in New York. Mamdani proved himself a strong leader. And then, after taking everything Trump could throw at him and coming out on top, Mamdani went to Trump and basically said "I talk a lot of shit about you, you talk a lot of shit about me, but we both know that's how the game is played and not to take it personally. You do good work and I respect you. We both believe New York is the greatest city in the world so let's work together to make it great again."

And Mamdani certainly didn't have to ask for a meeting with Trump. It probably hurt him with some of his base to talk to Trump at all. So you have this strong man, this leader, this winner, who decisively proved himself the leader of the Democratic Party in New York, with incredible momentum behind him - and he goes to Trump to kiss his ring and ask for his support.

And when a strong man gives Trump the manly validation he craves, he melts like a teenage girl at a David Bowie concert.

Because you also have to remember, Donald Trump has no actual political positions. He doesn't care about anything except winning - and he loves winners. And whatever Mamdani is, he's a winner.

load more comments (3 replies)
load more comments (2 replies)
[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 37 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I can't even say Mamdani has dirt on him because what the fuck is there left to blackmail?

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 37 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

MAGA for sure will have a whiplash today but Trump's change of mind is consistent with my theory that he only cares about two things:

  • making money
  • getting the Nobel Peace Prize

Everything else is just a distraction. Trump doesn't give a shit who's the mayor of NYC. He will post couple of truths about it but now the important thing is to get back to making billions on crypto and getting shitloads of bribes.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I personally like Vaushs theory that he really likes people with spine, even if they're politically opposed to him

[–] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

As long as theyre not a woman. He hates women. Especially women who oppose him.

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] KelvarCherry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 2 weeks ago

I was not expecting Mamdani to meet with Trump, but looking back it makes sense. Butter him up, and he'll support anyone. If Elon Musk and JD Vance could get Trump's support by glazing him, anyone can.

Trump has flip-flopped on positions repeatedly. Gun control, LGBTQ+ rights. It's all ego for him. Always has been. I guess all you need to do is sweet talk him the right way.

[–] eugenevdebs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Literally yesterday at my local diner some dipshit MAGA was complaining that Mamdani was going to give away free food. Just hated the idea of food for the poor.

Dude doesn't like what's in the Bible he swears he read.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

Matthew 25:41-46 seems explicitly targeted at modern republicans:

‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels.

For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink,

I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.’

[–] silver@das-eck.haus 33 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 64 points 2 weeks ago

The Mad King liked Mamdani's rizz in the moment.

Meanwhile the Democrats have almost 90 dems sign some dumb thing condemning Socialism.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 64 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Trump gave a blowjob to Mamdani.

........and we live in such a bizzare timeline that you innitially don't know if I'm joking.

[–] tpyo@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago

I'm not against bros blowing bros,

But if that were to happen I'm pretty sure it would not be consensual on Mamdani's part

Cuomo? 100% wouldn't have given a 2nd thought and assumed it's true

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I've just remembered that enough people voted both AOC for House and Trump for president that she did a livestream about it asking them why.

Some people really believed that Trump would lower prices. Mamdani and AOC, being dem-soc, focus on people's basic necessities. As wild as it sounds, there's actually a link between Trump and the dem-socs. Trump has made some left-wing promises on the economy, which, of course, he has failed to keep, and associating himself with Mamdani might improve his approval on the economy if Mamdani succeeds. Maybe Trump will try to take credit for what Mamdani may succeed to do in NYC

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Some people really believed that Trump would lower prices.

anyone who actually believed that after the first four years is a fucking idiot that needs to have their head examined.

was four years of chaos, lies, and millions of deaths not enough for them? maybe the two impeachments? no no, had to be the god damned insurrection on Jan 6!

being a fucking moron is no excuse for voting for that son of a bitch, and I'll never forgive anyone who voted for him more than once.

[–] Tryenjer@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

There's really a lot of idiots out there.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] sundray@lemmus.org 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

In love? Oh dear. Trump didn't try to... you know...

[–] db2@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

Trump calls him Daddy Mamdani

I'm sorry

[–] OpenPassageways@lemmy.zip 28 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

This meeting most likely benefits Trump more than Mamdani. This gives Trump an opportunity to sweep the vile racism of the final weeks of the campaign under the rug, and lets him appear to be concerned about the working class and affordability.

I'm sure Mamdani and his team understood this but are willing to butter him up so that Trump doesn't send ICE and the national guard into NYC.

[–] AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

I'm very relieved that he didn't try to detain and deport Mamdani (after publicly threatening to do so), but I'm also definitely not convinced anything be said was genuine. Especially coming on the heels of vaguely threatening to execute any Democrats who oppose him.

Idk if it was a genuine attempt to ingratiate himself with the left before the Epstein files are released, or some other kind of misdirection. Either way, I think anyone opposed to fascism who can remember further back than a goldfish, should know not to let their guard down.

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 29 points 2 weeks ago

PROTIP: Nothing Trump says is genuine. One day he could say someone is a great person, the next day he'll say that person is nasty or whatever, and the day after that he'll say they're a great person again. Everything is transactional to him and everything he says is entirely dependent on what benefits him personally in that specific moment.

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] Ibaudia@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

I mean more or less. This is one of the top posts on r/conservative rn

[–] sunbytes@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

There's some absolute charmers on there.

me too! i actually sold my maga hat and bought a soviet flag and gave away my belongings to a homeless man who needed it more than i do. i cant way to see all the wonderful things socialism will do for NYC!

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago

One of the comments and below that, the reply:

Don't worry. It's for show. Mamdani showed up and kissed the ring like a good boy. Smart move. But Trump isn't dumb enough to trust this guy. And neither should we be.

Yeah I got the sense that Trump was trolling him a bit.

load more comments (3 replies)
[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 19 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Trump's just a cowardly keyboard warrior, full of bluster when he doesn't have to face his target, with a total lack of impulse control. So he says wild shit that any normal person would understand is completely inappropriate.

But when he is face-to-face, he goes full coward, and smiles, and laughs, and jokes, all of which he does weirdly uncomfortably, because he's an astonishingly broken psychopath, and doesn't have the slightest clue about how to behave like a normal person.

Tomorrow he'll be back to "normal," (for him) and Mamdani will go back to being a Commie.

load more comments (3 replies)
load more comments
view more: next ›