This is bizarre even by girl dinner standards
this post was submitted on 23 Nov 2025
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that's a compliment in my books
I can’t even tell what the cheese is sitting on. Everything visually is telling me it’s a paper towel and I really hope I’m wrong.
there's no cheese, that's the oil from microwaving the pepperonis lol
I don’t know whether to be relieved or horrified.
Probably a little of both, honestly. That's how I feel anyway.
It's a bit sad because you lose so much flavor
Unless you lick the plate clean.
I'm pretty good at licking things clean
I was going to post this anyway, but I thought that was rice with butter or something on.
Right? It looks like paper towel
reminds me of "depression soup," for some reason
Waayyy back in the day, I went skiing with some friends. I was broke as hell and like 17. I could barely afford to be there at all and hadn't brought any food. I basically did this with ketchup packets in the lodge. It felt bad.
this is kinda a mixture of 2 family recipes. My sister found out you could put pepperonis on a paper towel and microwave them for a minute to make little chips. They're pretty good, you should try them. Wait for them to cool some (but still warm) to make them crunchy and they're AMAZING as a snack. only problem is you can only make a few at a time.
Then my mom used to put whipped cream and sprinkles on some banana slices as a snack when we were little. they're really good for kids, not so much for adults for some reason 🤷♀️.
came home from uni and my dad's house doesn't have many snacks so I got bored and decided to mix them. Actually not bad tbh, if I owned a restaurant I would probably get some really big pepperonis and while they're still hot I would roll it and fill them with icing or whipped cream like a cannoli. That would be gas 🔥🔥
You're absolutely fucked in the head.
Is your Tuesday night clear, your taste in much older women completely without standards, and your kidneys/liver hungry for adventure?
i... dont like this... makes me feel... like there is no static reality to grab onto - makes me feel like everything is arbitrary and unstable, changing as soon as we look away, to be found in a state which "makes sense" but isnt really what we left behind.
i feel like if i touched a wall, it might feel rigid, but if i pushed into it, it would become soft, i would pass thru and wake up-
When the pizza picture is so bad it gives people an existential crisis.
ive heard this "existential crisis" word a lot, but never knew what it was.
is what i described such a crisis?
Yeah, kinda. I'm probably guilty of some pop philosophy here, but it's basically something that makes you rethink your whole life.
Yeah, that or disrealization.
You monster
Hey
Is the base level that the cheese got melted onto... A paper towel? Looks like a plate, paper towel, and THEN the cheese.
OH, and they tore the paper towel corners so it fit easier in the microwave I think.
you go girl
Quin what the fuck
Reddi-Whip & pepperoni slices - looks like prep for a kinky night of fun (think edible pasties). The energy drink just lends credence to the idea.
all the food groups
So youre eating microwaved pepperoni with whipped cream and sprinkles on them? Is that what im seeing? If you just ate the pepperoni out of the bag and had whipped cream with sprinkles separately it wouldnt be a great dinner, but kicrowaving and combining them is really throwing me for a loop
I can't say I've seen a more bizarre leftover food construction, good job
What even is this??
This is like a 12-year-old trying to create a bad meme.
I am literally unable to parse what I am looking at
Hurr durr I'm an autist
americans will just pretend this is normal