Pedo in a meadow
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This one is a great litmus test for the British
Pehdow in a meadow? Pedo in a meedow?
"Pehdow". Yall spell it "paedo" ;)
It took me about 2 seconds to figure this out. Came to the comments to make sure.
I was thinking "dumbass in tall grass" but I think I like yours better.
Best one.
Pedo in a meadow
I think we found the winner
I thought Pedo on a Prado, but that doesn't work in English
Pedo in a meadow flows better in American English where they say ped-oh. The British version doesn't flow as well in this example but is generally superior for shouting at someone. For example, if Trump had been allowed to see the public when visiting the UK you would hear "Fucking peee-doooh!"
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Paedo in a lea, tho'
Coward in flowers
Coward in flowards
Crazy in daisies
Oh thought it was Dumbass in some grass.
Felon in a Field?
Bastard in a Pasture
Winner!!!
Edit: nvm, saw pedo in a meadow steals back gold medal
Man-child in the wild?
well that's a pedo in a meadow...(pronounced in USA 'cause we say eh instead of ee) i suppose we could say a pedo in the weedos for the brits
In a Meedow, you say?
Oh God, the European version would be pedo in a speedo.
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Trump in a Dump
Pedo in a meadow
Thatβs an open target, double check wind and your scope
No bulletproof shield in an open field.
fascist in a field?
Man who tried and failed to imprison his political opponents because he tried staff a critical DOJ role with home ownerβs insurance attorney, on a prairie.
An authoritarian pretending to be agrarian
Pedophile in the daffodils.
Huh. I pronounce it pee-doh.
I canβt say that I like or agree with English English 100% of the time, but pedo and nonce just feel right and itβs a shame America doesnβt agree.
Now there's bitch in a field.
Fairy in a prairie?
Nonce on jaunts
Rapist in the tulips.
We also would have accepted "Racist in the tulips".
Pig in clover?
Trump in a Slump?
Trump on a dump
Gluck-gluck in a field?
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