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[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 126 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My mouse suddenly started EATING batteries. I thought it was going bad but while watching a movie I noticed the pointer showing up. When I re-did my sound system I added a sub-woofer UNDER the desk. It was moving the desk enough with sound to keep waking the mouse up. I had to get a wired mouse. The sound is GOOD.

[–] kn33@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I bet that sound was good. I'd still deal with turning my mouse off or plugging it in when not in use before I give up a wireless mouse.

[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

If it's always plugged in anyway... Why bother? Wired mice are cheaper for the same quality compared to wireless

[–] kn33@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Plugged in whenever it's not in use. Unplugged while in use. That keeps it charged but lets you be untethered while using it.

[–] Hathaway@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago (7 children)

I’ve never been in a situation where I’ve been using my computer and thought to myself “this is nice, but, I wish I could do this same thing, but from further than 12’ away so I can squint.”

Who are these people that need to be “untethered” while using a computer. Laptop, I can see.

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[–] hactar42@lemmy.world 72 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I built a new PC from the ground up a few year back. Every morning when I would sit down to start working I noticed it had rebooted around 6:30 am. I searched through every single log, ran all sorts of hardware scans, checked power outputs, dug through everything in Task Schedulers, and could not find a single reason it would keep rebooting. There were no Event Logs showing the reboot was initiated and no minidump files so it wasn't a BSOD.

I woke up early one morning and sat in my office waiting for it to reboot and nothing. The next morning I go in my office at 8 and it had rebooted. Some mornings it would reboot and others it would not. I was convinced it had to be my power supply and was about to order a new one.

Then I came downstairs right at 6:30 one morning and caught my son walking out of my office. Turns out he was going into the office every morning and holding down the power button and forcing a reboot because liked watching all the RGB light turning all at once when it would turn on.

[–] limelight79@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My gaming PC has a power button on the top of the case. It makes a lot of sense to put it there...

...except when you have cats. And I have 3. I have had it "helpfully" shut off at least twice mid-game. Now I have something that I keep over the button in case the cat is wandering around again.

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Of course there's a thing for that...

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[–] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago

I definitely thought a story about someone's son sneaking in to the study to use a computer before everyone else was awake was going to have a different, less wholesome ending lol.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 57 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I always enjoy seeing the double asterisk in places where that formatting doesn't work. It's like ahh I know you type elsewhere often enough that it has become part of your "style" of writing lol

[–] brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works 83 points 1 week ago (6 children)

It's the other way round: I don't know if it applies to this fella, but /we/ used ** // and __ long before applications knew what that's supposed to mean. We've been using it even on devices that are _physically_ incapable of producing formatted text, so it was the readers responsibility to parse and understand what it's supposed to mean. Back in those days we'd also type :'-( instead of 😢.

It actually annoys me that markdown got it all wrong, and thus applications using markdown do it all wrong as well:

*foo* should be bold, not italic
/foo/ should be italic, not just /slashes/
_foo_ should be underlined, but for lemmy that's just another way of saying italic, underlining seems to be outright impossible.

Why? :'-(

[–] Klear@quokk.au 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I see what you did there.

Just incase, take this: /

[–] Klear@quokk.au 30 points 1 week ago

Thanks! /¯\_(ツ)_¯

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Back in those days we’d also type :'-( instead of 😢.

I still do! Fuck the pictures!

Unless it's 🤮

That one really just gets the point across really well lol

[–] Klear@quokk.au 9 points 1 week ago
[–] GorGor@startrek.website 12 points 1 week ago

Underline used to be manual proofreader markup for something that was supposed to be italicized.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_proofreader%27s_marks

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[–] RheumatoidArthritis@mander.xyz 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The double asterisk was part of the netiquette era of internet. As well as underscores and all caps.

[–] zout@fedia.io 13 points 1 week ago

*zout slaps RhuematoidArthritis with a large trout*

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[–] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is the user who submits bug reports to my projects.

[–] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

In reality Scott is a legend

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I spent some hours trying to fix my wifi that had suddenly stopped working on my laptop. It was very confusing and I just didn't understand

There was a wifi button you could toggle with a function key... it was me

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

mine had a dedicated switch for that. on the front. so if you use your lap, you often toggle the switch.

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 5 points 1 week ago

All the help forums I searched to find an answer... and the one that got me was (paraphrasing),

"Hey, I know this sounds dumb. But do you have a wifi switch maybe? Is it an HP?"

And it all clicked... along with the issue, as soon as I toggled the switch. A lesson was learned that day lol

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[–] MajorasMaskForever@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is not the magic of buying two of them

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[–] Hupf@feddit.org 22 points 1 week ago

If you're good at something, never do it for free.

This guy should open up a re-pair shop.

[–] jlow@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago

AWS was down in the Brazil region, so the AI pairing agent couldn’t inject the Crowdstrike kernel module into the mouse driver.

[–] devedeset@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 week ago

I have an old laptop I use as a server, it sits on top of a cabinet in the corner of my room. One day I noticed it seemed like the space key was being held down all the time, but only past the login screen. I was about to buy a new laptop because I thought the keyboard was totally broken (and its kind of old anyway). Turns out an old Bluetooth keyboard in my closet that was paired to my laptop got switched on at some point and the space bar was being pressed.

[–] SynAcker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I had a problem with my Bluetooth mouse where it would the device would have a tiny half second lag when moving it after sitting still for about 10 seconds. It took me a lot of on and off troubleshooting before I found out that Windows was putting the Bluetooth driver itself into sleep mode. Don't ask me why Microsoft decided the default of that a Bluetooth driver needed to be put to sleep while plugged.. But I'm sure those milliamps of power really improved performance /s

[–] Grapho@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You need every bit of juice, you wouldn't want telemetry to miss any of your keystrokes and send that info to microsoft all incomplete. Think of all the productivity losses if one of the dozens of react appplications running on idle were to lag even more than they already do!

[–] massacre@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

I'm guilty of this as well. I was going crazy until I realized that I forgot I packed my keyboard in my laptop backpack while traveling..

Why the fuck is the K key spamming me????

[–] froh42@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Oh fuck, I had a MacBook years ago and one day the touchpad wouldn't register any clicks anymore.

After one angry hour I found out I didn't turn off my magic mouse before I chucked it into the laptop bag and a book was resting on it, "holding" the button down.

[–] simbico@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago

Of Mice and Men

[–] zewm@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

So this doesn’t make sense to me. My computers let me pair more than one device at a time. You just have to pair them the one time and it remembers it after that.

Why is he re-paring over and over?

[–] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Since he didn't realize it was a different mouse, he would never have tried pairing it without first removing the other mouse.

Since he would have always thought it was the same, already paired, mouse.

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Could have been coupled with a dongle that only pairs to one device at a time.

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[–] Tarquinn2049@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

It was believable though, because bluetooth has always been randomly a nightmare.

[–] nysqin@feddit.org 10 points 1 week ago

🎼 "debugged the stack in anger" I heard you say... 🎶

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Thats still wild because I have absolutely no issues having two or more bluetooth mice connected at once. If both are paired, they should reconnect just fine without re-pairing.

But also: This is why it is a good idea to edit the displayed name for every device and not use the default because all the generic stuff will be named the same. Now you have 6 "HID Compliant Input Device" listings without knowing what is what!

[–] LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 week ago

Probably saw one mouse was paired and unpaired one and paired the other one, assuming it fixed the issue...

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Those things breed pretty quickly.

[–] slingstone@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

It usually is the user. I know, because that user is me.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Why two? Depends on the mouse. ~~Probably wireless, and~~ you use one until it dies and then switch to your backup while the other charges (e.g. Apple’s Magic Mouse).

Edit: I am so effing stupid. 😂

[–] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Probably wireless as I don't think the Bluetooth cable has been invented yet

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

😅 I knew that! 😅

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Or, you think you lost one and get the second, but the original was tucked into some zippered sub-pouch all along.

[–] dfyx@lemmy.helios42.de 7 points 1 week ago

Or you accidentally took one from a colleague. Easy mistake when IT gives the same model to everyone.

[–] Endmaker@ani.social 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Easy solution: wired mouse

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