Was letting my father know travel plans the other day...
this post was submitted on 28 Nov 2025
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Dad has smart advice about shitting.
Something about the ersatz cabin presurization always makes me have to shit like 30 mins after we get to altitude.
I’ve convinced my phone that the founder of Meta’s last name is Zuckerdildo. Whenever I write anything remotely close it automatically suggests Zuckerdildo.
He gazed up at the enormous face. Forty years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath the dark moustache. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.
I'm just gonna make a custom dictionary for autocorrect that makes it want to turn every word into "fucking."