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Thanks for the reminder to never, ever do something like this. My consciousness dies with me.

The Black Mirror writers begin furiously scribbling in their notebooks

I'd put them into a boilerplate game where there is just a green floor and blue sky and 1 skeleton that doesn't do anything but you can hit it.

and then you build a pool for them to play in without a ladder

there's likely a mod for giving sim periods. it's likely a matter of messing with some config files to give them permanent endomitosis periods

I guess every game needs some villains

Purely theoretical, if you inherit, let's say, Elon Musk's money, and you then resurrect him. Do you have to give that money back?

Mpreg here we go!

A bid for immortality on the back of an LLM is just... asinine. What are they thinking?! That's like saying we can bring Shakespeare back from the dead because we created a very clever digital knot based on all his written works, and he can only speak to us from a web browser or text terminal. Do these animals really think they can just model their Reddit posts and live as a ghost in the machine after that?

I would love to hear what Kurzweil has to say about all this.

I guess Roko's Basilisk was inside us all along.

Put them on Mr. Bone's Wild Ride.

But isn't that exactly what's being described here?

They've invented hell.