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“what is the biggest number”

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The biggest number in the world is so big that mathematicians don't even think it exists.

Top 5 biggest numbers, according to me.

  1. 5
  2. 1 Million
  3. 100 Billion
  4. 999 Trillion
  5. Brazillian

Original post: https://xcancel.com/ChatgptLunatics/status/1995441330986598532

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[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 22 points 2 days ago

This is the AI I want. Like pure early day chaos where Will Smith couldn't eat spaghetti, that Forever Seinfeld on twitch, the weird recipes like 80lbs of salt.

[–] xep@discuss.online 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's Numberwang! It's time to rotate the board.

[–] Swaus01@piefed.social 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's so funny that Webb and Mitchell made that sketch, clearly poking fun at the tradition of gameshows in the UK, only for David Mitchell to end up marrying Victoria Coren, the host of Only Connect.

I wonder if it came up during a date, and she forced him to pledge allegiance to only connect.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago

He's also been on WILTY for yonks.

In fact I've seen episodes where they've both been on

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I heard there was a earthquake in Rio de Janeiro. The casualties were in the Brazilians.

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[–] lemmywinksthegerbilking@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I was looking for doc's age in the movie...

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Aren't there some time travel shenanigans? Maybe they account for six extra years

[–] groucho@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 day ago

He goes to a de-aging health spa in part 2, which further complicates things.

[–] Ryanmiller70@lemmy.zip 49 points 3 days ago
[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 68 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (9 children)

It's true. If you ask a mathematician what number is the biggest they won't give you a straight answer.

Like, what even is an aleph?

[–] prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago (3 children)

In set theory, sets containing an infinite number things are relatively easy to describe. For example, "All the counting numbers" is a set with an infinite number of things in it.

Many sets with an infinite number of things have a one to one correspondence to each other, meaning that we can describe a function that takes elements of one set as an input, gives elements of the other set as an output, and spans both sets - no element is skipped on either side.

"All the even counting numbers" has a one to one correspondence with "All the counting numbers". You can look into Hilbert's Hotel for a good demonstration of how this works.

Not all sets with an infinite number of things correspond with the set of all counting numbers, because some are fundamentally bigger. This difference in size doesn't happen just once (e.g. there are countably infinite sets, and uncountably infinite sets, and that's all we need to know), there are actually an infinite number of sets of progressively bigger infinite numbers of elements.

Because this is a confusing mess, we needed a way to keep track of how infinitely big each infinitely big set is, and the aleph cardinalities are the preferred way to do that. Any set with cardinality of aleph zero (aka "aleph null") has a one to one correspondence with any other set with cardinality aleph zero. The same is true for every other aleph cardinality. Two sets of cardinality aleph thirty seven have a one to one correspondence with each other.

Anyways, busy beaver(tree(aleph omega)) is the biggest number.

[–] tyler@programming.dev 17 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Pretty sure they were being sarcastic. I mean they know the word aleph which strongly indicates they know what sets of infinite numbers are.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Tbf, some infinities are bigger than others.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Infinity times three no comebacks

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 14 points 2 days ago (5 children)
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"Pick a number - any number - between one and one Brazilian. Don't tell me the number. Now multiply it by 3..."

[–] Deadeyegai@lemmy.world 44 points 3 days ago
[–] postcapitalism@lemmy.today 10 points 2 days ago

Honestly this is a great answer

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

I want a Brazilian dollars lol

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 days ago

To be fair, there are a ton of people living in Brazil. There are like, Brazillians of them.

[–] rodneylives@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

24 is the highest number.

24 is the highest number.

Proof: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYyS0L0uJ7A

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[–] Skanky@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago
[–] renegadespork@lemmy.jelliefrontier.net 8 points 2 days ago (3 children)

This is likely fake, but still funny. I just tried it and got a reasonable answer.

[–] GenosseFlosse@feddit.org 15 points 2 days ago

Could still be real. Ai will give different answers to the same question.

[–] kromem@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

It's quite plausibly real. Gemini can def get in shitposty basins and has historically had a fairly inconsistent coherence across samples.

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[–] YaGirlAutumn@leminal.space 3 points 2 days ago

I thought the biggest number was one morbillion

[–] Object@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

Every time I see one of those AI fuckups and try it myself, it never works :/

[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 28 points 3 days ago

It's pretty easy to fake one using the developer tools in your browser.

[–] underisk@lemmy.ml 16 points 3 days ago

They aren’t deterministic. There are a few common ones that are cached, but if you get bad (or good?) RNG in the response generation you’ll never manage to get the same result as someone else.

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[–] groucho@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Here's a fun game: ask gemini to accurately represent all digits in the largest number possible with a 64-bit float. So far I've gotten 0,000 and a 65,013-digit number that's mostly zeroes.

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[–] MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well, guess I am a number now

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I always knew I could count on you

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[–] TurdBurgler@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

Garbage in, garbage out

[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

If this is real an unedited... maybe ai wasnt a mistake

[–] potatoguy@lemmy.eco.br 17 points 3 days ago (8 children)
[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago

ahem.

Brazillian?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Haha, this reminds me of sitting in bed with my 4 year old talking about big numbers.

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