This is a solid joke.
this post was submitted on 03 Dec 2025
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FUCK. I like to add a fuck to the world whenever someone censors it. I'm cancelling out your censorship!!!
F**k. You added two, so I have to censor one to keep the world balanced.
idk whats the difference but they were both theorized to be deltarunes chapter 3 secret boss
You can say "fuck" on the Internet
Holy Funk is a new music genre
There’s something comically absurd to me about censoring “fuck” on a post that jokes about pedophilia lmao. Feels like the priorities might be slightly out of order.
They even censored Woody's hand for some reason.
There was a time when people online prided themselves on being super foul mouthed...
People do that outside, too. What's your point?
My filter doesn't block this post because the word "Trump" is in the image rather than the post itself.
Fucking God dammit.
Woody didn't swallow Bill Clinton's hot white jizz.
Hey! Whoa! That's not fair!
We only know he gave him a blowjob. We know nothing of if he spits or swallows.
He gargles.
Are we sure cum doesn't turn orange over time if you let it sit long enough?
Bubba was a horse
You've got a friend in Epstein
You've got a friend in Epstein
When the road looks rough ahead
Just fake his suicide in his nice prison bed
Just remember what your old pal said
Boy, you've got a friend in Epstein
Yeah, you've got a friend in Epstein
Lol
funk
Funk you!
Go funk yourself!
Glory be, da funk's on me!
Dig!