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[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 67 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

He drinks a drink to remind him of the OpSec

He drinks a drink to remind him of the Oops Sec

[–] BremboTheFourth@piefed.ca 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Something something triple sec

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The answer was a Hegseth Margarita®!

4oz tequila

0oz Opsec

1oz Limejuice

1oz syrup

20oz Donnie Cum

[–] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He just falls down

He can't get up again

[–] Firoaren@sh.itjust.works 1 points 20 hours ago

His career is falling down

[–] VoterFrog@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

Oh, Donny Boy
Donny Boy
Donny Boy

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Godric@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

10/10, thank you

[–] arctanthrope@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)

he drinks two drinks in the morning he drinks two drinks at night he drinks two drinks in the afternoon it makes him feel alt-right

[–] brap@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

He drinks two drinks in times of peace, and two in time of war. He drinks two drinks before he drinks two drinks, and then he drinks two more.

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 8 points 1 day ago

He needs drink in the morning,
He needs drink in the evening,
Every day of the we-ee-eek give him liquor
He don't care if it's rainin', don't care if it's snowin'
Long as there's a bottle standin' there showin'
Oh he needs drink always, can't go a single day
If he ain't riding high, then honey, he just can't stay,
He needs drink always, from the sunset to the dawn
If you ain’t got a big ole’ flask, boy, just move along

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Where's "accidentally group chatting state secrets to randos?"

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 points 22 hours ago

I think we can just replace "leak investigations" with "leak state secrets" and it covers both

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He sings the songs that remind him of the Signal chat.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

He sings songs that remind of the murderin'
Ohhh hegsyboy, hegsyboyyy
He slurps one down, then fills it up again

[–] Zomg@piefed.world 2 points 22 hours ago

Drinking in the morning. Drinking in the evening. Drinking at supper time. When drinking on a bagel you can have drinking anytime.

[–] sturmblast@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

You forgot the war crimes

[–] Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

...this reminds me of a song, but I can't for the life of me think of the name.

[–] tubthumper@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Uhhhh, so I might be able to give you a hint ...

[–] Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 1 day ago

...lmfao you just might

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

That pie is missing the "comitting war crimes" slice

[–] WFloyd@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Gotta add a portion for taking a leak after all the drinks, and another for leaking things via Signal.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 day ago

leaking the night away
leaking the niiiiiight away

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 7 points 1 day ago

What leaks do you think he's investigating?

The random ones that appear in his pants. He still hasn't found the culprit tho.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This graphic came from The Late Show with Stephen Colbert so, technically they did :)

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago
[–] tino_408@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How does he have the extra time to leak investigations? I barely can get to my cider drink before bedtime

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

See, this is why he's in charge of the greatest military the world has ever known. He can multitask! Only the best people!

[–] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

When does he have the fishing boats blown up and the survivors gunned down? Guess while drinking...

[–] khepri@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

🎶He blows up boats,

And the survivors too

While he drinks that whiskey down

He chats on apps

That are insecure

And he'll never be held to account🎶

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There should be 2 circles, as he's always doing both at the same time.

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

And seeing double

[–] DylanMc6@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

the late show