I can fix her [cat]
this post was submitted on 07 Dec 2025
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Well, did it work?
Hot lady with immortal cat?
Willing to do awesome crimes?
Anybody got her number?
She's kinda hot tho? 🤔
You did see the Florida part, right?
I can fix her
Nothing to fix here
Crazy are the best one night stands
how real is this? I just finished watching Bugonia and it feels like the very same plot.
Usually when you search for a headline you'll find the article, or links to the article. I couldn't even find this article.
However, a similar memed article went viral with the headline "Florida man kidnaps scientist to make his dog immortal", and that one also did not originate from an actual news article, but a badly labeled meme site. https://checkyourfact.com/2024/07/10/fact-check-florida-man-kidnapping-scientist-dog-immortal/
Whenever you see a post on the internet with a mugshot and a random bizarre headline it is always false.
I mean 'beats off' was right there headline writer.
Glorious.
Well that's just a normal Tuesday for most people.
Lmao
It wasn't a happy ending for Frey, who after being treated at a local hospital was taken to county jail on charges of public indecency, resisting arrest and theft.
Dope movie
This being Florida I bet she kidnapped a geologist
What the hell is going on with those eyebrows...?!
🤨
Would not have expected that from a prison photo though, unless made by AI.
Understandable, all I can say is that Florida is doing a lot here lol.
Also the front-facing picture has ears covered by hair, while profile has a fully visible ear. Seems dubious the handcuffed subject tucks hair behind ear in the moments when asked to turn left.
Unless perhaps that's a requirement - perhaps an officer even does the hair tucking for her? But I know nothing of prison photos:-D.
Mr Fulffykins yawned. The endless eons stretched before his dainty paws; the process to become immortal had uplifted his intelligence. It was worse than just being an immortal cat.
He yawned again and cursed his existence; how old was he now? One or was it two billion. It didn't matter, really what was a billion years when compared to infinity.
The old instincts flared; something moved like a small mammal. The hunger burned; that million year hunger, no food, nothing to catch. Just dust and desolation.
Journalism is dead. Who writes an article about this without showing cat on thumbnail??
(Fake article but still)