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[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Astrology daughter won’t try and destabilize the world with star charts

[–] Klnsfw@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 2 years ago

I don't want children, especially in a world that's getting worse every day. And NFTs pretty much sum up many of the causes that have led us to this situation.

So I'd choose an astrology daughter without hesitation.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Nft, i can laugh as crashes his savings again and again

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago (3 children)

100% an astrology daughter. like a third of everybody believe in astrology anyway, so she'll receive plenty of support from her peers.

nft son is just going to... I mean, that doesn't end well.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Right?! As long as it's not the Nazi version of astrology

[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 years ago

Well there is the Nazi version of nft sons... So... I guess even then... I guess... I take the Nazi astrology daughter... And then I blame myself for being a bad parent who failed to teach them properly morals.

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There's a path from nft son to incel that's scary. Astrology daughter easy.

[–] nimpnin@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

Yeah I'd rather not have allergy-denying magical thinkers poisoning me with peanuts

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think what time of year you are born may have some affect on your personality at least.

[–] Holyginz@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Like, at all? You don’t think babies born during summer months have a different enough experience than babies born in winter months that their personalities could be affected. Even a tiny bit? That’s all I’m saying.

[–] Holyginz@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

A teensy bit?

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Astrology daughter. Nft son is stupid, and probably a jackass. Astrology daughter likely has her heart in the right place and just thinks it's a fun little thing.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I wish I could see NFT's as just a fun little thing tbh. But nft sons have ruined that.

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de -1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Astrology daughter might have her heart in the right place but she's still stupid, and her prejudiced woo-woo beliefs are going to end up hurting people and society.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 years ago

Sure

But compared to an nft son, a lot less.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Chill down! You sound almost like a Taurus!

[–] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago

I don't believe in astrology. I'm a Sagittarius and we're sceptical.

[–] AidsKitty@lemmy.world -1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Nft son.

Still has a chance for success in the future. Believes in controlling his own fate. Is tech oriented. Can still lift heavy objects. I can call him "lil-bruh".