People tweeting stuff. We allow tweets from anyone.
RULES:
Y'know, I first read the image, and it felt like "Oh, so Man1 isn't feeling great, so his friend Men2 tells him to come to have at his place to talk about it or just do something fun. That's a nice friendship".
That perception did not survived the rest of the text.
Exactly my second reading ! (after the gay hookup reading)
So he sent the text after the time he said to be there? What a dumb asshole.
No, the other person read the text after he said to be there.
Still weird design choice on the creators part.
The creator is an AI with no concept of time or continuity
Yup. And for me, it's meaningless since I refuse to enable read receipts, because I value people's privacy and my own (nobody needs to know if I read it at 2AM, immediately after receipt, or not at all).
Yeah they don’t need to know that I’m still awake drunk at 3am on Wednesday reading texts.
The read timestamp actually makes it funnier.
You can also tell that the guy on the left is the weak one because he actually needs a keyboard to type out his text message whereas the guy on the right can do it with his mind alone.
Wait, isn't that what this is?
took a while but apparently its a "meek" vs "strong" comparison, they are asking people out (not each other). Left is not getting a response where right is.
Seriously looks like they are hooking up
I mean, the guy on the right was left on read.
yeah...got left on read and asked to meetup -1 minutes ago. No part of this is good
Oh, wow, I genuinely had not even been able to figure that out until reading your comment just now!
I keep imagining his name as Alpha Brothel. I don't what it is, what it looks like, but I know it smells like ass and ax body spray.
The alpha brothel is where omegas go to spend their time of the month if they choose not to or can't suppress their hormones.
You can be sure that every alpha male posting shit like this never got laid without paying. Upfront.