Eww. The 9pm guy has both hands connected by one common middle finger. That seems unhandy.
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Like a fleshy Chinese finger trap.
Maybe it's just really long, like a foot long, and it's just wrapped around where you can't see
In which case the other dude is in for a wild night
Minecraft villager energy. I bet he hmmphs like one when fucking.
This AI slop is so dumb too
- left guy is breaking past his keyboard
- right guy has his message read one minute after he told them to arrive, meaning he was left on read until the literal last second
Like even in their dream scenario, they're unread? Lmao
also funnily enough they added an extra I on the keyboard
Don't forget the giant middle finger on the guy on the right
God I hate slop. But I guess if you're a talentless man-o-sphere idiot you'd see no other choice
How is this not two gay guys setting up a sex meet? This is exactly what 99% of my Grindr texts read like.
Don't drink the alpha broth.
why would she be reading the text one minute after it told her to be there? Doesn't that speak even worse for the alpha male?
Why are AI slop always piss colored?
The training data contains lots of newspaper comics. Newsprint paper is high in acid and as a result yellows over time. Notice the piss comics are usually animated in an anacronistic style, using styles more similar to Older comics despite often being focused on modern life.
They trained it exclusively on late 2000s-2010s video games
Which, as we all remember, were all piss themed, which was the style at the time.
for some reason no one will ever know
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Lol the attempt to show a fast read actually made it look like the text wasn't read until after the meeting time had passed.
I had to re-read it several times to figure out how it wasn't supposed to be a gay hookup.
I still don't get how it isn't a gay hookup. How are you supposed to read it?
I guess we're supposed to look at the guy on the left and instead of thinking "He is in distress," we're supposed to think, "He is unfuckable." And we're supposed to look at the guy on the right and instead of thinking, "He is going to fuck that other guy," we're supposed to think, "He is so fuckable."
I think it's gay either way you look at it.
It's going for "No woman will respect beta left guy's wussy way of asking to hook up while women love gigachad right guy's demand for it."
Ohh. They're not even texting each other. They're texting two other dudes. That makes a lot more sense.
They're not texting each other, they're texting their girlfriends
Or boyfriends, the story does not tell...
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Yeah, the second I see anyone trying to make a point by using AIGen images, there point is already invalid in my mind.
They don't even have the gall to use random non-AI stock images or even better, use shitty hand drawn images.
Either way, I can't give this an upvote, morally, but it is kinda funny, though.
imo when someone is so lazy that they can't be arsed to put effort into using genAI properly to produce an image that isn't the most generic slop imaginable, they're probably also too lazy to have developed the empathy required to come to actually valid conclusions
Sounds about right.
And what the fuck is up with that floating keyboard passing through his hands? What an absurd thing.
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Only alpha chads have comically long middle fingers!
oh no it's worse, his hands are joined at the middle finger
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Fellas, is it gay to apologize?
Apologizing about stuff you don't need to can be a pretty tiring and unassertive trait. Like in the pic apologizing for asking about a date. Then again, the chad way on the right seems like it would just get a "who dis" reply
Sorry, but I'm straight.
ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
My ex, well if you can even call it that, dumped me because I apparently apologize too much and "apologies are useless and just show that you lack confidence".
So, according to her, yes.
"Abuse me harder. Nothing like force to prove your point!"
Dodged a bullet there
I will say that apologies without the intent to change behavior suck. They're there to politely admit that you recognize you made a mistake, and that you're going to try to not repeat it. If you don't have the last part then it's useless. However, with the last part, they're one of the things that take the most strength for a person to do.
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Maybe I’m getting older but I feel like texting someone so late they didn’t read it until after the proposed meeting time might not be a good strategy either.
It's a power move, bro. They'll realize they're already late which creates a sense of urgency. Like and subscribe for more alpha tips on manipulating others.
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I prefer a lot rage comics than ia... I mean, if you can't draw, perfectly you can use all of those characters...
In my experience the guy on the left gets a loving wife who understands and respects him. The guy on the right gets a bunch of random sex, often only once per woman, and either goes to prison for how he treats them, or has a bunch of divorces. Also nowadays there is a 50/50 chance his pickup is in the same price range as his house.
Y'know, I first read the image, and it felt like "Oh, so Man1 isn't feeling great, so his friend Men2 tells him to come to have at his place to talk about it or just do something fun. That's a nice friendship".
That perception did not survived the rest of the text.
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So he sent the text after the time he said to be there? What a dumb asshole.
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