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[–] Cowbee@lemmy.ml 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Living in whatever balkanized section of the former US Empire turns socialist (or closest to it), with my family.

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That'll probably be BC or Quebec

[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

extrapolating from the current state of the province, a post-empire-collapse quebec will be a catho-secular french supremacist theocracy before it forms any sort of socialism...

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 days ago

It'll be racist for sure I know that

[–] eatCasserole@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Perhaps the island of Montreal could hold out as a revolutionary enclave against the facist theocracy.

[–] sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Montreal's getting Palantir droned first, you think they'll let the socialists have any part of the St. Lawrence?

[–] eatCasserole@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Yea, probably... That, or they'll blockade the St Lawrence and starve them out.

[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

Dude, I've seen Shivers. You don't want any islands up there cut off from the rest of the province.

[–] hamid@crazypeople.online 26 points 2 days ago

Please don't literally fuck cops though, ew.

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Doing the O last cuz the dementia got im for just a second.

“Fuck the C_ps… What was it? Caps? Cups?”

Ethel: “COPS”

“WHERE?!”

[–] topherclay@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wow I actually thought it said "gods."

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago

Well, they often think they are.

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

At my age? Dead probably.

[–] UndergroundGoblin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I will shit in the police station and blame it on my dementia.

[–] ulkesh@beehaw.org 3 points 2 days ago

Probably dead. I'm old enough to likely not survive 3 more decades.

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago

Stuffed in an anthropological museum

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago

Acquiring enough heroin for a intentional overdose.