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Fuck AI
"We did it, Patrick! We made a technological breakthrough!"
A place for all those who loathe AI to discuss things, post articles, and ridicule the AI hype. Proud supporter of working people. And proud booer of SXSW 2024.
AI, in this case, refers to LLMs, GPT technology, and anything listed as "AI" meant to increase market valuations.
Cringe
Jesus.
War thunder 'bout to get a whole expansion pack
AI BATTLE RHYTHM PACK
When is Grok being onboarded. Then the real shit show starts.
Not only do I expect it to produce nonsensical advice that results in combat losses and other negligence, I also expect it to be used as an excuse to deflect blame for war crimes.
Why did you massacre these unarmed children private?
I was just following orders sir.
Who's orders?
Grok sir.
Well in that case, I think that ones still breathing.
Grok called for that secondary strike on those fishermen.
Now taking bets for when the major leak of military secrets will occur
Leak? Never. Google will secure those assets for itself and use them to build the Torment Nexus.
Oh boy, it will be doubly difficult now to tell insane policy apart from the hallucinations.
I've been hoping the entire past year was a hallucination, myself.
Battle rhythm?
The only rhythm this guy has is the aRHYTHMia his heart goes through when he hasn't had a drink and the DTs kick in.
How can anyone with a sound mind trust a guy who used a public chat program for top secrete military actions.
I like how the media keep referring to him as a journalist.
No, he was a monkey trained to read an autocue. On the weekend.
It wasn't public, didn't he use a fork made by an Israeli company that removed the message encryption and "securely" archived everything on a remote server where hackers (and other foreign states) could download everything?
Good news, comrades! The hated capitalist pigs have just cut the legs off of their military!
The secdef...er...secwar is an alcoholic Fox News host. Way past that already.
Battle rhythm?
Who is this insufferable little twat?
This freak has his head so far up rich tech bro's assholes he could lick their tonsils.
Sorry about rolling that grenade under your bunk Mr. Secretary, GenAI told me to do it.
I hope the plague wipes his entire family line. Seriously. Black death? Take this one. We don't need him.
“dEpArTmEnT oF wAr!”
I expect this to be written in sharpie on a cardboard box with the letter “r” backwards.
What a bunch of fucking children.
I can’t imagine the level of reality one must suspend to live with the shame and embarrassment that comes from having voted for this trash.
I miss thinking the general populace might understand sweet fuckall about computers someday.
*sighs, drinks*
Literally hard piping the entirety (remainder) of military intelligence to the highest bidder. Goddamn America is gonna kill America in the most American way.
"We can't spell the Department of War without AI" - Pete Kegsdeath
AI is being peddled to govt to stave off the bubble bursting.
This is exactly it, isn't it? Force integration, make it critical and boom "too big to fail" and unlimited bailouts.
I’m sure it’s a little bit keeping the economy afloat for a little longer while also a bit of jumping on the opportunity to have as many fake bullshit pictures as possible in a time when president pedo is at risk of legitimate photos leaking.
Had to use daddy's sharpie to sign