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SECRETARY OF WAR

1000 DEFENSE PENTAGON

WASHINGTON, DC 20301-1000

DEC - 9 2025

MEMORANDUM FOR ALL DEPARTMENT OF WAR PERSONNEL

SUBJECT: Harness Artificial Intelligence Now with GenAl

I am pleased to introduce GenAl.mil, a secure generative artificial intelligence (Al) platform for every member of the Department of War. It is live today and available on the desktops of all military personnel, civilians, and contractors. With this launch we are taking a giant step toward mass Al adoption across the Department. This tool marks the beginning of a new era where every member of our workforce can be more efficient and impactful.

The first GenAl platform capability is Google Gemini, a frontier Al application that can help you write documents, ask questions, conduct deep research, format content, and unlock new possibilities across your daily workflows. Gemini is the first of several enterprise Al applications that will be rolled out on the GenAI platform. It is secure, certified up to Impact Level 5 (ILS), and is fully authorized to handle CUI.

Victory belongs to those who embrace real innovation. Rather than being reliant on the dusty, antiquated systems of a bygone era, we are thinking ahead here in the Department of War. GenAl.mil is part of this monumental transformation. It removes wasted time and focuses more of our energy into decisive results for the warfighter.

Access is straightforward. Navigate to GenAl.mil and you will be able to access the tool with your CAC. The platform is certified secure for operational use on NIPR.

I expect every member of the Department to log in, learn it, and incorporate it into your workflows immediately. Al should be in your battle rhythm every single day.

It should be your teammate. By mastering this tool, we will outpace our adversaries. The power is now in your hands.

memo via https://xcancel.com/kenklippenstein/status/1998829304856068344

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

Ⓑⓐⓣⓣⓛⓔ Ⓡⓗⓨⓣⓗⓜ

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 10 points 6 days ago
[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

War thunder 'bout to get a whole expansion pack

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

AI BATTLE RHYTHM PACK

[–] grue@lemmy.world 126 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Not only do I expect it to produce nonsensical advice that results in combat losses and other negligence, I also expect it to be used as an excuse to deflect blame for war crimes.

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 52 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Why did you massacre these unarmed children private?

I was just following orders sir.

Who's orders?

Grok sir.

Well in that case, I think that ones still breathing.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 week ago

Grok called for that secondary strike on those fishermen.

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[–] JeSuisUnHombre@lemmy.zip 71 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Now taking bets for when the major leak of military secrets will occur

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.ml 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Leak? Never. Google will secure those assets for itself and use them to build the Torment Nexus.

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[–] FriendOfDeSoto@startrek.website 52 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh boy, it will be doubly difficult now to tell insane policy apart from the hallucinations.

[–] Red_October@piefed.world 25 points 1 week ago

I've been hoping the entire past year was a hallucination, myself.

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 week ago (14 children)

Battle rhythm?

The only rhythm this guy has is the aRHYTHMia his heart goes through when he hasn't had a drink and the DTs kick in.

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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 28 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Is Petey on the sauce again?

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[–] Eddbopkins@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (3 children)

How can anyone with a sound mind trust a guy who used a public chat program for top secrete military actions.

[–] ThomasWilliams@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I like how the media keep referring to him as a journalist.

No, he was a monkey trained to read an autocue. On the weekend.

[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

It wasn't public, didn't he use a fork made by an Israeli company that removed the message encryption and "securely" archived everything on a remote server where hackers (and other foreign states) could download everything?

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[–] ZDL@lazysoci.al 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Good news, comrades! The hated capitalist pigs have just cut the legs off of their military!

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

The secdef...er...secwar is an alcoholic Fox News host. Way past that already.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Battle rhythm?

Who is this insufferable little twat?

This freak has his head so far up rich tech bro's assholes he could lick their tonsils.

[–] sylver_dragon@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

Sorry about rolling that grenade under your bunk Mr. Secretary, GenAI told me to do it.

[–] atrielienz@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I hope the plague wipes his entire family line. Seriously. Black death? Take this one. We don't need him.

[–] Rhoeri@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

“dEpArTmEnT oF wAr!”

I expect this to be written in sharpie on a cardboard box with the letter “r” backwards.

What a bunch of fucking children.

I can’t imagine the level of reality one must suspend to live with the shame and embarrassment that comes from having voted for this trash.

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[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I miss thinking the general populace might understand sweet fuckall about computers someday.

*sighs, drinks*

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[–] Bakkoda@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Literally hard piping the entirety (remainder) of military intelligence to the highest bidder. Goddamn America is gonna kill America in the most American way.

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[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

"We can't spell the Department of War without AI" - Pete Kegsdeath

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

AI is being peddled to govt to stave off the bubble bursting.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 6 points 6 days ago

This is exactly it, isn't it? Force integration, make it critical and boom "too big to fail" and unlimited bailouts.

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 days ago

I’m sure it’s a little bit keeping the economy afloat for a little longer while also a bit of jumping on the opportunity to have as many fake bullshit pictures as possible in a time when president pedo is at risk of legitimate photos leaking.

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Had to use daddy's sharpie to sign

[–] theacharnian@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Go ahead Trumpmerica, shoot yourself in the foot.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Having feet are woke. We will replace our feet with Tesla f33t that are only $69,420.69 a year per set.

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