this post was submitted on 13 Dec 2025
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[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 64 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I want Mangione to run for congress. Since we've set the asinine precedent that you can't face consequences for crimes if running for office

[–] bigfondue@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Eugene Debs ran for president while in federal prison

[–] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 day ago
[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago
[–] Yondoza@sh.itjust.works 47 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That is the fanciest ping pong paddle satchel I've ever seen! It's also the first.

[–] tidderuuf@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I thought it was a landmine.

[–] mrunicornman@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Fools! It's obviously a water bottle. Upside down for fashion reasons.

[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

The OG

Tap for spoiler(Orange Goku)

[–] etchinghillside@reddthat.com 39 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I need some help here. I recognize Luigi.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 52 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Reverse image searching the faces says it's kylie Jenner and timothee chalamet, but no fukkin clue why they're in the meme

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think it's just a happy accident with the way they were dressed and looking.

[–] dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)
[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Could I get a primer on who kylie and timothy are and what they are notable for?

[–] cyrano@piefed.social 8 points 2 days ago

Love getting my news thru meme. Thank you stranger

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au -2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And we care about two randos dating because?

[–] dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

@Passerby6497@lemmy.world asked why the two were in the meme. It's distracted boyfriend meme. Their inclusion in the meme only makes sense if you know they're dating. Your reply seems a bit harsh.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No I mean like why the fuck are they in the meme in the first place? It's some random celebrity gossip shit that no self respecting person should engage in.

[–] cyrano@piefed.social 8 points 1 day ago

Which is why thru meme is the right medium. 😉

[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Dressed in orange from the ping pong film im guessing

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How did you get a blurry photo of Luigi?

[–] chaotic_disorganizer@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Probably by taking a sharp image of luigi and blurring it.

[–] TheMinister@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Woah woah woah slow down explain yourself

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There's a tool called a computer. And on it it has programs that can edit pictures.

[–] zedgeist@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

I like your funny words, magic man

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 days ago

Why do people think it's attractive to get surgery to make your body and lips that shape?