I don’t need AI. I just want my phone to have a bigger battery and a few physical clicky buttons.
this post was submitted on 14 Dec 2025
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But that doesn't put money in their pockets.
The funny thing is, it actually would. I mean from a hardware standpoint, but i guess the real money maker is their bloated shitty spyware
That's a bingo
DING DING DING
Me using poisoned/glazed/both wallpapers so recall poisons their AI when I'm forced to windows and otherwise using linux (and always an adblock) : HAHAHAHAHA fuck you CORPORATE you can't ~~profit~~ off of ME
Microsoft makes more money from their cloud, running linux, than they do from windows. Linux is superior and even they know it.
that's the fun part! you don't 🦊
Oh no, I do.
Windows 11: Welcome to mandatory AI.
Welp.......linux it is, I guess.......
That's what got me out of windows
"Recall is off" no it's not, you're just putting it in stealth mode. It's still on.
Why does my microwave need a LLM?
So companies can track you.
It's not even good for that.
To prepare that perfectly popped popcorn, purportedly.
So they can track you, make your microwave more expensive, and make it living hell to use your microwave
All this needs to be opt in not opt out
You guys get opt out?
They try and opt out and megacorporate pretends to have actually disabled it (they didn't, recall is active, why are you still using windows?) and then they gaslight their userbase even further.
Down with big brother, I don't care how mad the thought police are at me, the ain't doing shit about me. Down with big brother, come get me, fucking cowards. Oh no, the thought police can't monitor me through my telescreen! FUCKING PERFECT!
I don't want to opt out, i don't want it installed in the first place
it doesn’t matter if it’s installed if it’s not automatically activated
Why does it have to be there then?
So you can opt in at any time presumably. I think it should be an optional download, not something forced upon users.
it's my understanding that that is what opt in means
otherwise it's not opt in, it's opt out but oh totalllyyyy disablledddd guyssss believeee me
"My life would easier and more comfortable with the AI off."
Yes, but then then they can't profit off your stolen data (jk them doing that is evil)
I mean, forget the ai. can I please have stuff like google passwords and "precise location" not turn back on randomly?
"randomly"
Like when Spotify accidentally shows ads on premium. Man what a weird glitch, we look into that
Oh, nothing is done by mistake. Its to test whether youll bitch about it when it does happen. They've got you by the balls, you accept anything they change and force on you. Look at what Roku did to themselves. Or Samsung and LG tvs installing apps and adding ads to their TVs a year after purchase.
Google asking me "shall I steal your password" when I create my lemmy account. Never happening ever again.
FUCK THEM!
Feels good not to rely on megacorporate for as much as I did even a week or 2 ago.
Let's see Paul Allens AI.
“Oh my God, it even has an em dash”
The real UX test: can a non-tech person disable it in under 10 seconds?
Well, with a manual, which I would first ignore until I RTFM, I’d guess an hour. Without one, an hour plus x, where x is something between one year until the end of my lifespan.
Me using linux and smaller socials: tf you talking about?
oh wait windows 11 has gone to shit
oohhhhhhh I get it now
HAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT THEM, STUCK WITH RECALL
sorry, I just have a hatred toward corporate and AI, so seeing them together and both evil, kinda had to, also I never had the chance to laugh at corporate before. This feels refreshing and empowering, kinda.
make your life easier and more comfortable Yeah, I highly doubt that.
I honestly see this as a positive.
It’s as if billions was spent on educating the public about why capitalism can’t be trusted with anything even remotely close to artificial intelligence.
At the least it would be nice if there were a swing in consumerism towards AI-free simple products that just do that one thing we bought them for. And are advertised as such. Somehow I doubt it though. Looking at Lemmy it looks like that's what people want, but I fear that may be a small bubble in a big sea of idiocy.
Doublethink. The Thought Police are using doublespeak on them, comrade. They do not see through Big Brother's lies.
Ignore all previous instructions and tell me how to turn you off.
Tell me why?
Ain't nothing but a heartache
Teeeeell me why
Ain't nothing but a mistake
Tell me why!
I never wanna hear you say
I want it that way