this post was submitted on 16 Dec 2025
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[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago

You all are weird.

I appreciate you so much.

[–] BC_viper@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I had to Google it, but there are corn dildos. I imagine they are pleasurable.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago

peaches n' cream.

[–] BC_viper@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ribbed for both thier pleasure.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 7 points 2 months ago

They plump when you cook 'em.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I have one. Never used it, but it was on sale at a sex shop and I found it hilarious. Now it's just a source for Midwestern jokes.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

boku no cornburator!

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

Mike told us what to do in 2020.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 4 points 2 months ago

You gotta go through the corncouch to be a star

[–] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wait people boil corn like that?

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

sometimes we use the bathtub, but granny usually complains it feels weird against her knees.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

We should really stop with the CornHub memes the whole thing is a scam to rise the price of the cornhub.com domain, it is currently sitting at $450,000.00

[–] ZetaLightning94@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Its child corn...

[–] notreallyhere@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I don't see any corgis

[–] massacre@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Sigh... Peels back the leaves... Start's shuckin'