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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon's strict mom (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 year ago by LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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The fuck?

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[–] kraftpudding@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Move out.
Has anon never heard of toilet paper and toilets?

[–] lenuup@reddthat.com 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Get a girlfriend, fap in her shower

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I moved in with mine; now I can fap anywhere in the house. She likes watching me do it. I find it awkward but whatever. At least I don't have to pretend that the crumpled up bits of toilet paper everywhere are "snot rags" anymore.

Edit: What's with the downvotes?